My car literally can't even.

"macanamera" (macanamera) 05/15/2014 at 11:53 • Filed to: None

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I'm terrified.

Party-vi > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 11:55

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#richpeople

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 11:55

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The German engineers knew this would happen!

ly2v8-Brian > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 11:56

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AMG shifter. Ze auto ist fur driving nicht drinking.

Firewrx234 > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 11:56

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The engineers at AMG are crying right now because you decided to take your car to an American fast food eatery and attempt to jam their cups in the cupholders. They made them that size to try and keep us from soiling their cars with gallons of soda...but 'Murica!!!

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 11:57

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Fahren nicht trinken.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 11:57

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Oh boohoo. Try driving with a large Jamocha being held between your thighs while shifting your own gears on a pothole ridden street.

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 11:58

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In America, we do both!

duurtlang > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:00

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Zilly Americans is what they were thinking, and I can't blame them. Autisticly only considering my own experience and perspective I don't see the point of cup holders other than inefficiently holding small crap. Who drinks from cups in their car?

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:01

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Germany disapproves.

Brian Silvestro > duurtlang 05/15/2014 at 12:01

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I use them to transport giant cups of soda from McDonald's to my house, but that is all.

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:01

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Desu-San-Desu > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:04

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My car doesn't even have cup holders. I do not understand your complaint. :-P

KirkyV > duurtlang 05/15/2014 at 12:04

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Americans, apparently. I'd never drink out of a cup in my car, but I have been known to pick up fast food - okay, McDonalds - to take away, and if I didn't have this convenient gap:

(Which just so happens to be perfectly-sized to accept your average fast food cup.)

I'd probably want at least one cup holder.

extraspecialbitter > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:05

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... guess I'm not sleeping tonight.

Brian Silvestro > extraspecialbitter 05/15/2014 at 12:05

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Nope.

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:06

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ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:07

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Yeah closed containers only no eating or drinking in my truck.

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:07

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RazoE > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:09

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There's your issue right there. If it were manual you could leave it in 2nd or 4th and get more room for your cups.

macanamera > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:09

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It's amazing what portion of my dash is unusable with those soda bathtubs in the cupholders. Disclaimer: I do not in any way condone the use of cups in vehicles. Bottles or don't bring it. This is not a habit.

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:11

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Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:12

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macanamera > RazoE 05/15/2014 at 12:13

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If it came in manual, I would have it manual. :(

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:13

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duurtlang > KirkyV 05/15/2014 at 12:14

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My car did come with cupholders, two of them next to the hand brake and two more for the rear passengers. It didn't come with a center armrest in front. So I sourced an OEM arm rest, which I then mounted over the cupholders. Now the rear passengers have 4 cup holders and you've got none in front. I haven't missed them for a second.

macanamera > Firewrx234 05/15/2014 at 12:15

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They are crying tears of steel. German steel.

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:15

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macanamera > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:16

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They just don't understand that sometimes 40 kg of soda needs to be transported inside a vehicle in an open container.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:18

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I mean, when do you not drive with that much soda in an open container? Almost never.

KirkyV > duurtlang 05/15/2014 at 12:19

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I don't drink in my car, so I'm utterly indifferent as to whether some means of spill-prone drinks containment is actually accessible to people sitting in the front, but I do occasionally need to transport improperly contained drinks from one place to the next, and I'd miss having some means to prop them up.

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:19

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Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:21

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ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:24

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well enough weird for now, peace.

DarrenMR > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:24

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Miata has no cup holders. MINIs are so small you cant put anything in them besides change.

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:25

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That is a gif I am keeping.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:25

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This is America, and I want, no, I demand to mainline 35425 grams of sugar water+caffeine at any time, especially while driving.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:26

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It's the main reason to go driving in the first place! Such a relaxing place to enjoy something that is slowly killing you.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:30

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Wow, the gif progression on this thread...

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:30

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Can't I just stroke out behind the wheel doing 70? Isn't this America?

Enginerrrrrrrrr > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:34

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Why are your cups so tiny?

macanamera > Enginerrrrrrrrr 05/15/2014 at 12:37

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They were out of these:

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:41

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Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:41

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I mean I don't know why you wouldn't be able to, it's basically the underlying fabric of American driving culture.

yamahog > ly2v8-Brian 05/15/2014 at 12:47

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The boyfriend does not allow food or drink in his Mustang or Miata, but he really really wanted Sonic drive-in for experience glorious America.

Him: "I keep hearing these Sonic ads, can we go get Sonic?"

Me: "Sure, go ahead, why are you asking me...?"

Him: "Well, we're not eating in MY cars..."

Now I know how he really feels about my Jeep :(

extraspecialbitter > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:48

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My country, 'tis of thee,

Sweet land of liberty,

Of thee I sing...

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 05/15/2014 at 12:48

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Sorry, hold on, all this thinking is making me thirsty...

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 05/15/2014 at 12:50

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Hahahaha

*runs to vending machine*

The Compromiser > Desu-San-Desu 05/15/2014 at 12:54

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Cup Holders? What are these 'cups' that you speak of?

ly2v8-Brian > yamahog 05/15/2014 at 14:12

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That's pretty funny.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > macanamera 05/16/2014 at 03:01

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Don't spill! The electronics around there are expensive! So based on those pictures in going to say you drive either a '13 out '14 E63?

Diesel > macanamera 05/19/2014 at 17:27

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http://groupthink.jezebel.com/the-vagina-is-…

This is terrifying

macanamera > Diesel 05/19/2014 at 19:51

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I think the link is broken, I can't click. But from what I read in the URL, it already sounds terrifying...

Diesel > macanamera 05/19/2014 at 20:05

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It was an x-ray promo picture for Teeth.

macanamera > Diesel 05/19/2014 at 20:50

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooo